Creepers on KIK

Sunday, February 09, 2014 4 Comments A+ a-

Hey guys!
Sorry for the lack of blogging. I've been busy with school...ESPECIALLY PHYSICS. Goddamn physics.
ANYWAYS, this post is not about anything school related.

So recently, (or actually a while ago), my friend Sandra and I decided to start messing around on KIK. If you don't know, KIK is a messenger app you can download for free and chat with random people.

Now obviously, this is going to bring in a lot of dick pics and whatnot. But anyhoo, it was still fun.
I decided to compile my list of best (worst?) conversations I've had with random people. These consist of basically 100% creepers asking for pics, or worse, just sending pics of themselves at spurious moments. I also had a laugh at some usernames so those are included as well.

Anyways, as I said, my friend Sandra and I decided to just one day go on the "Chat Now" option to see what fun we could have.

Seconds later...


This went on for probably 5 pages.

It was actually really funny to see how desperate some of these guys were. It also felt really good because goddamn, I felt so popular LOL.

But first, allow me to introduce to you the wide arrange of options there are on KIK!



Damn girl, you're 16 AND a stoner?? Now, that's an accomplishment right there folks.




I feel like I could talk about many people in this selection. First, there's Hard Cock, who was helpful enough to include a picture in his profile just in case you didn't believe him. There's Love Pussy (I'm a- (Girl)", and there's also FuckkThat Bitch! Who I am very curious about. Which Bitch exactly is she talking about? Herself? Also, thats a beautiful profile picture right there, mmm girl ROCK THAT POSE.



Where You At?!?! No, seriously. WHERE YOU AT?!?!


Horse cock. Huh. I don't believe I've heard that before. Now, are you into Horse cock? Does your cock LOOK like a horse's cock? And if so, how do you know? Have you seen a horse cock before? Please reply promptly.



Something I don't think I'll ever understand is why you would use your actual profile picture and ask for nudes.

Huh, I'm not interested, thanks.



can ever WHAT? No guy can ever WHAT?!?!?!



He needa naughty girl.




Why WOULDN'T you believe him? After all, his username IS love.my.huge.cock.



Damn, now that's an original name if I've ever heard one! You heard him ladies, Strong is his NAME.

Okay, enough of the possibilities. Here are some of the actual conversations I was honored to have.




In case you were wondering, my profile picture on there was a selfie cropped down to my lips and my hair. And of course, I didn't use my real name.



But thanks for asking!


Huh, I don't know, maybe because I DON'T KNOW YOU?!



I love how he can just bounce back like nothing happened.


:( Now I'm hurt. Why didn't he want me? :(



Btw, the "I'm hot" was from my friend.


:( What do you mean I'm not hot?




Look at this gentleman, apologizing for my age.

No comment.


:( Why didn't he believe me?

"No u hav cute lips" from my friend.

Man did he do a 180. The picture is of my cousin btw LOL.


Just a bit.


Here is a delightful picture of "Always ready"!


Mmmm hot DAMN.


Here's "Volkswagen". Dat pose doe.



Look at that sexy smirk! No wonder all the ladies can't resist you, Sameer Rahim.

This has to be one of my favorites. Don't worry guys, he's just "Saying high".


Again, no comment.



"IMA STONER !!! Oh well."




I feel ya bro. It just sucks when someone else steals your legos and your homemade packed lunch from mommy :(


This guy knows where it's at.




Again...no comment. In case you were wondering why I asked where he was from, I was trying to find him on Facebook so I could expose him :x


Damn dude just gettin straight to the point

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Ladies (or men) if you ever feel lonely, just hit up "Saxy Boy" on KIK! After all, he is "a good sexy boy".

Okay, that concludes this post! I've actually been saving this for a while so I could get more good convos :) Hope y'all enjoyed!






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*Lyn*
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February 21, 2014 at 11:37 AM delete

You have no idea how hard I laughed. I DIED reading that post XD Thanks for that :)

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Tuhsang
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February 21, 2014 at 2:33 PM delete

Aww thank you so much for your comment! It definitely made my day seeing that (:

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July 11, 2015 at 12:03 AM delete

Hahahahah this post was hillarious. I get texted sometimes from random girls (assuming) showing fake pics wanting to date and stuff. And they asked me for photos and stuff and if I told them I had a gf they were trying to insult her and stuff and make her seem less or whatever. I just don't get what's wrong with those people...do they really know why they do what they do?

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